Thursday, July 21, 2011

What?! No more Friday? :(

just watch.

So yeah. That should sum it up.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011


So this is just an update to let y'all know how I've been doing with my blonde adventure.

Needless to say, my Asian hair is very resistant and despite two 30vol bleachings, it is still yellow. But at least the orangey ginger color it had last week is finally GONE.

Freshly bleached! And with a test spot of violet in there :))

I'll probably need another round of bleach before I get pale blond, as there's still too much yellow in my hair. I sure am glad I bought an extra packet of bleach powder! :D

Wednesday, July 6, 2011


So my parents about killed me for bleaching my hair, and my dad told me to do it when I was "independent".

Excuse me? Who would hire me if my hair was purple? There's a reason kids do this while they're in college and shit like that!

Another thing my dad told me before was I could do it when I was no longer studying in Angelicum. I bleached my hair right after I graduated. Of course, he got mad and said I should do it in the USA, because I'd draw the attention of the squatters and they would probably bully/murder me being the ruthless, mindless mobs most of them are.

Now that I'm in the USA, he says I should do it when I'm independent. WHEN I'M INDEPENDENT? He may very well have told me to do it when I was a grandmother with graying hair and wrinkly skin. Because I'll never be free to do what I want with my appearance if I wanted a job that payed decent money and didn't require me to be Lady GaGa. And when I AM a grandmother, it wouldn't even look good on me at all!

What's worse, whenever we see women and occasionally men with cool looking blonde or pink or blue hair, my dad would go "Oh look! Her hair's pretty!"

So it's okay on any other girl as long as it's not me? AWESOME. Sometimes, I just don't get my parents.

Anyway, I don't think it looks BAD on me. Although I could use another round of bleaching and a little toner, then my hair will be good to go.

Sunday, July 3, 2011


I went to the beach yesterday, and got injured so many times and almost got pulled in by the ocean... it's claiming me! D: I think it's because I made fun of Davey Jones... Good thing there were some life guards around with their gasoline smelling jetski.

Anyway, I wrote this to tell you guys that aside from the fact that my charges (I was sorta watching kids) effed me up because they didn't want to "drown" (seriously, I don't think they could drown in water that went up to their navels no matter how dumb they were) and the little boy punching me in the boob and inflicting multiple scratches to me with his nails from clinging on to me and them both getting sand in my eyes, they even pulled me back into the water because they weren't done playing with me (it's not like they couldn't go "swimming" without me). Because the waves were so damn insane, it was swishing kelp all over the place. And because the kids wouldn't let me go or go back to shower so we could go home already, some a-hole piece of kelp sliced at my leg making it sting like a mutha; I could barely even walk. At least that finally convinced the kids to finally go take a shower which was awesome since I've had it with the ocean for the rest of July.

And now I wake up and this is the glorious rash that I find on my leg! Awesome! I knew this kind of stuff would happen, because this kinda effed up stuff happens to me ALL the time.
Can you see that shit? I tell you, it's far worse in person.
And here's a comparison between my normal leg and my effed up leg.

Do you see how bad that is? And let me tell you, it both itches and stings at the same time.

Later in the afternoon I decided to take another picture of it after putting some steroidal ointment on it... It had flattened but reddened.

This is why I hate children. Especially those two. D:< *shakes fist*

one pissed off babysitter
Dolce Devereaux

EDIT: My friend told me it could have been a tiny jellyfish. I was right between those children and they were practically hugging me. Why just me, Lord, why just me?

Friday, July 1, 2011

Nicki Minaj makeup look

I decided to play around with my makeup again after seeing my friend Nadine Ibay's current profile picture, wherein here caption was a line from SuperBass.

To tell the truth, that's the only Nicki Minaj song I know. :|

So anyway, here are a few photos from my little experiment.

Taken after putting on the darkest foundation I had...
only to be dismayed by the fact that the lighting washed it out again.
This is probably step 4: apply eyeshadow :P
Finished makeup with the first lipstick I tried... I didn't like it much so...
...I blended some foundation on my lipgloss and eyeshadow lipstick.
After I had put on makeup, the next step of course is to put on my wig. Unfortunately, it's so short that I didn't end up looking like Nicki at all.

ARGH. The bangs are too high
I fixed the wig after having taken about 50 photos and noticing that my bangs were too high.
I look like a ganguro girl, haha! :D
I gave up on the wig after about 80 pictures :P
Uhm... yeah.
Le boyfriend told me that if my hair was pink this would have been perfect
My eyes look so big here!

After a few more shots, I decided to give the goddamn puffy eye look a go. If it worked for Promise Tamang Phan, why shouldn't it work for me?

Unfortunately, I think I looked like a heroin addict instead of a puffy eyed glamor girl.

Anyway, if you've been patient enough, you'll see what you came here for:

Seriously, I think this is the only face Nicki Minaj makes.

So anyway, I just felt like sharing pictures. This wasn't a real blogpost. :P

Later lovers.


Dolce Devereaux
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